2 Fortunes, 1 Cookie

I'm not sure how the whole fortune getting in the cookie thing works but today I got something a little special. I got two fortunes in one cookie, and i don't mean that one was that retarded under developed twin of a fortune. No, this cookie womb gave birth to two faternal paths of destiny. I'm sure this means that some obviously unfortunate soul had cracked open his after dinner treat in hope of some guidance and got stiffed, like some cruel joke played by the universe.
The fortunes are as follows:
"Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure."
"Goods news will be brought to you by mail."

And the only lucky number that they had in common was 5.