ER part 3
Ok, here it goes. It took over an hour for them to allocate my lodging, at which time a quite gay looking (blonde hair with dark roots, one earring, effeminate speech) man nurse helped me in a wheelchair and off we went. Upon arrival I got a new IV bag and the same set of questioned of my information I had been asked several times in the ER, with one exception.
Nurse (Kristy): “Do you do any welding?”
Me: “Welding? Like with metal?”
Nurse (Kristy): “Yes.” – there was an explanation that I don’t remember
Me: “No, I do not weld.”
From this point on I was check periodically if I needed anything and for a status of my blood pressure. And I have to point out that there was a drastic increase in the eye pleasingness of the nurses. I would have let the 3 different nurses do anything they had to do to me because they were purty. Kristy, Lora and Sandra were their names. Not like super porno star hot, but they were very nice to look atand fun to talk to. And yes the images did go through my mind of the pornos I have seen, especially when Lora said she would be in at midnight to check my IV (hint hint nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean say no more say no more).
Since I did not have Cartoon Network, I could not watch Adult Swim and decided to call it a night early. I got woken up at about 6am to check my blood pressure, again at 7am for blood to be vacuum sucked out of my arm, and then a doctor came in to talk to me. At this point I abandoned trying to sleep anymore. The doctor said that I would be getting food to see how that goes to see how to proceed. My parents came in around 9am. A little while later the doctor came back and decided that they were going to give me an ultrasound, this meant no food for me and the fast continued.
To be concluded….
Nurse (Kristy): “Do you do any welding?”
Me: “Welding? Like with metal?”
Nurse (Kristy): “Yes.” – there was an explanation that I don’t remember
Me: “No, I do not weld.”
From this point on I was check periodically if I needed anything and for a status of my blood pressure. And I have to point out that there was a drastic increase in the eye pleasingness of the nurses. I would have let the 3 different nurses do anything they had to do to me because they were purty. Kristy, Lora and Sandra were their names. Not like super porno star hot, but they were very nice to look atand fun to talk to. And yes the images did go through my mind of the pornos I have seen, especially when Lora said she would be in at midnight to check my IV (hint hint nudge nudge know what I mean know what I mean say no more say no more).
Since I did not have Cartoon Network, I could not watch Adult Swim and decided to call it a night early. I got woken up at about 6am to check my blood pressure, again at 7am for blood to be vacuum sucked out of my arm, and then a doctor came in to talk to me. At this point I abandoned trying to sleep anymore. The doctor said that I would be getting food to see how that goes to see how to proceed. My parents came in around 9am. A little while later the doctor came back and decided that they were going to give me an ultrasound, this meant no food for me and the fast continued.
To be concluded….
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