So close yet so far.
Stupid dreams not letting me get some.
Last night I had this dream where I was gonna hook up with these 2 hot chicks. "Alright...Giggity giggity giggity." They were really getting into it. Clothes had already become optional at this point. I decided that it was time to move this party to my bed. So like I usually do for myself before I can use my bed I have to remove the shite I have piled up there through out the day. The same thing had to happen in my dream. I got to work pushing and shoving things aside. I guess I did not work fast enough because I began to notice that more things where appearing on my bed than had been there to begin with. Upon further inspection I discovered that they were plates of food and the girls had put most of their clothes back on. Before I realized it, my bed had become a buffet table and the moment of passion was just a whisper in the wind. In my head I could not understand what the hell just happened. Where has the hotness snuck off to? Why was I scooping food out of troughs in my bed? Where did my pants go? I then woke up after I began question what just took place. I guess the dream fell apart at that point. Now all I can think is "WHAT A FUCKING TEASE!!" and "GOD DAMN IT!!"
Maybe they will make an encore appearance tonite. :/
Last night I had this dream where I was gonna hook up with these 2 hot chicks. "Alright...Giggity giggity giggity." They were really getting into it. Clothes had already become optional at this point. I decided that it was time to move this party to my bed. So like I usually do for myself before I can use my bed I have to remove the shite I have piled up there through out the day. The same thing had to happen in my dream. I got to work pushing and shoving things aside. I guess I did not work fast enough because I began to notice that more things where appearing on my bed than had been there to begin with. Upon further inspection I discovered that they were plates of food and the girls had put most of their clothes back on. Before I realized it, my bed had become a buffet table and the moment of passion was just a whisper in the wind. In my head I could not understand what the hell just happened. Where has the hotness snuck off to? Why was I scooping food out of troughs in my bed? Where did my pants go? I then woke up after I began question what just took place. I guess the dream fell apart at that point. Now all I can think is "WHAT A FUCKING TEASE!!" and "GOD DAMN IT!!"
Maybe they will make an encore appearance tonite. :/
posted by K-Dawg at 9:36 PM
2 Comments:
you feel impeded by obstacles of your own making.
Also, you need to get some. I suggest buying beer for minors in exchange for some "quality time". What could go wrong?
yeah i was getting that too.
and nothing could go wrong, nothing at all.
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