Reasons my mother is insane

#105 - She insists that I not roll the bottom of my pant legs. She claims I look retarded. I like the look and have not met a single other person that has a problem with it. What the hell else are you supposed to do is the legs are too long and you would rather not get frayed edges? Hem them? Fuck that. The only pants a guy wears that might ever need to be hemmed would be dress pants. Ever time she sees them she can not help but comment about how stupid it looks. I asked her if she had ever considered that maybe I wanted to look as she says "stupid" or "retarded". To which she replied that that would be retarded. Which lets me know she has not valid reason for her agitation.

#142 - Occasionally I will wear an under shirt under a t-shirt or just around the house if I am feeling lazy and don't want to find a regular shirt to wear. I get them from a pile which lends to them being wrinkled. This irritates my mother to no end. She can not stand wrinkles. OCD if you ask me. She told me that it needs to stop and that I need to keep them folded. I told her that most of the time when I wear and under shirt, it is covered by either a t-shirt or a dress shirt. She said that is does not matter it should not be wrinkled. To me this is complete nonsense. For me it does not matter what the understructure of something looks like as long as it serves it purpose, and if being worn, offer some amount of comfort. She has threated to throw them away and buy new ones in order to preserve their wrinkle free state, I guess, which is all I can do because she makes no sense.