Borientation

So my first day at the warehouse was today. We are easing into the job so we started with a tour of the warehouse. People were flying around on pallet jacks trailing mountains of boxes to their locations. It looks like orchestrated chaos. This is one of the biggest building I have ever been in. I could barely see the other end of the building from the inside.

Today was a satefty and introduction day. We watched videoes from the mid 80s that had horrible sound distortion and a sexual harrasment video where a guy was talking about how big his banana was. In addition to that we did a mountain of paperwork in order to get everything in motion in order to get a paycheck next week.

Apparently you are not allowed to wear a shirt that says "Show me your tits", but one refering to Hooters or a Big Pecker is okay.

We were handed bags of watermelon jolly ranchers to snack on throughout the day. The guy next to me said he wished they were sour apple. According to Dane Cook because of his flavor choice he should be stabbed in the jaw. So for the rest of the day all I could think was that that guy should be stabbed in the jaw.

From the looks of it there is no way I will not lose weight. My metabolism will sky rocket working 4-10hr days. I'll have to give an update when my real first day of order selecting happens.