Fortunes
So I found a few fortunes in my pocket today. Here they are:
"You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life."
I will huh? Any time frame on that. I could think of a few things but they are all a ways off.
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a trail."
How am I do be sneaky if I leave a trail? Answer that smart-ass. I think I might have lost the path a long time ago. I cross it on occassion, but can't be bothered with it's uniformity.
"The road to success is often a lonely one."
OK THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' EAT YOU, you little lying bastard. I don't have time for your nonsense. Make me believe in you damn it. Even putting "in bed" after some of these do not make them sound better. Maybe I should try my luck with fortune bananas. Now there is a mystery. How do they get the print inside the peel?
"You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life."
I will huh? Any time frame on that. I could think of a few things but they are all a ways off.
"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go where there is no path...and leave a trail."
How am I do be sneaky if I leave a trail? Answer that smart-ass. I think I might have lost the path a long time ago. I cross it on occassion, but can't be bothered with it's uniformity.
"The road to success is often a lonely one."
OK THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA FUCKIN' EAT YOU, you little lying bastard. I don't have time for your nonsense. Make me believe in you damn it. Even putting "in bed" after some of these do not make them sound better. Maybe I should try my luck with fortune bananas. Now there is a mystery. How do they get the print inside the peel?
posted by K-Dawg at 5:42 PM
4 Comments:
I don't know, "The road to success is often a lonely one"...in bed, is plenty funny to me.
Oh, c'mon! "Leave a trail" in bed??? GOLD!!
as in snail or something that involves a pioneer and an axe wound?
Hey, I never knew you were into naughty role playing...
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