Names for my sister's dog

Today I came home to find that Ruby had taken it upon herself to redecorate by ripping up the flowers I got my mom for Easter and then proceeding to spread the dirt from one end of the room to the other. I took pictures because no one would believe the extent of the chaos had I not.

This made me think of the various names I have used to describe my sister's dog besides the obvious ones that sprang to mind as I had to clean up her mess.

1) Chimera - head of one animal, body of another
2) Hoppity - she hops around on 2 legs when she gets excited and hooked on a leash
3) Grumbles - she complains a lot
4) Rhombus - my sister used the word square, which is a legitimate term when referring to the height to length comparison on a dog. I thought it should be a little more skew than that.
5) Bu-Dunka-Dog - it was late and it was funny leave me alone
6) Rump Shaker - she shakes her ass when she is excited, or wants something
7) Woolly Mammoth - she is quite hairy for a chihuahua
8) The Ring Leader - well this is pending, waiting to see if my sister gets the teacup chihuahua she wants