peach bottom
Today I heard the last thing I ever expected to hear today. I heard a woman talk about dropping her pants and hiking her 40 to 50 year old, hairy white ass up on to a scanner and scanning it for texture. Yes she said hairy. I don't know about you but when I think of a girl's ass I do not think hair. I guess she is a woman now and I would not never and I mean never think of her ass now. But did she have to say hairy. This almost made me brain vomit in my skull. Then she proceeded to inform everyone that she must have butts on the brain after making a proctologist joke later on and saying that chick peas look like little butts too. She thought she was being ridiculously funny and that she needed to calm down. What the fuck kind of kindergarden humor shit is that. Now butt puppet, there is some class and sophistication. Someday I will have to tell her that it is ok to say ass instead of butt at her age.
And a question came up as well. What the hell is a pigeon pea?
And a question came up as well. What the hell is a pigeon pea?
posted by K-Dawg at 7:59 PM
7 Comments:
what exactly would your brain have vomited into your skull? More brain? Brain backwash? Would your head have exploded?
Maybe you should draw all of this. Peach bottom and all.
Thanks SOOOOO much. I looked all over their support pages and couldnt find anything.
(OK, obviously not ALL over them, or I would have found that...)
*hugs you*
aww you poor dear.. haaha :P:P Yea that would be enough for me to have thrown up right then and there as well... I mean, you don't hear that sort of stuff these days expecially from little elderly women. haaa haaa :)
and i don't know what a pigeon-pea is. Pigeon poop?
it's food. i saw it on a menu.
blech. It sounds like poop.
i'm sure it is
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