avengers assemble

With all the deaths lately, it would seem that "God" is calling in markers to assemble a team of people each with their own unique talents whose combine might is the only thing that can stop some impending doom. Like "he" is assembling his own League of Extraordinay Gentlemen or "he" is playing Charlie and collecting his angels or even gathering people for a celestrial MISSION:IMPOSSIBLE. I don't know what all these people have to offer, but here is the list of names and possible abilites, nevermind the spelling. If I forgot anyone let me know.

1)Johnnie Cochran - legal assistance, rhyming quips

2)Terry Shiavo - staring contest, silent but deadly assassin

3)Frank Perdue - distribution of chicken, trained attack poultry

4)Mitch Hedberg - comedian, every team needs one and he can get dizzy chicken from Frank

5)Pope John Paul II - possible leader, mystical arts specialist

Perhaps, "Satan" is assembling an group too. This may change the line up listed above, due to the fact that they may not all be on the same side of the line in the sand. This is a secret war that is all goes well none of us will know about until the time comes for more souls to be harvested.