Saturday, May 21, 2005

Observations of Episode III

-So the Emperor and Vader oversee the construction of the DeathStar, does this mean that is takes close to 20 years to make one? I mean they built one better quick between ep.4 and ep.6

-Who was put on paint duty to either repaint/remove the color from the star destroyers and the stormtrooper armor?

-Where was General Grievous going in his wonder wheel?

-I guess the only real way to kill space Dracula is to cut his head off.

-Who decided what weapons and vehicles would go to what side in the Empire-Rebel conflict?

-Were the Jedi not informed of all the training and mental programming the clone troopers had received?

-I don't care what others say, I saw the Millenium Falcon.

-Yoda must have misplaced his hoverchair. Either that or one of the other Jedis took it for a spin and broke it and no one is sayin nothin.



Possible ideas for a drinking game:



-Obi-Wan strokes his beard
-A body part get severed
-Padme in a new outfit
-R2D2 screams
-use of particular screen wipes
-mention of the Chosen One
-the title of Darth is used to refer to someone
-member of the Jedi council dies
-good ole reliable - promotion/demotion



t-3

9 Comments:

Blogger Mo said...

Re: General Questions- What was with the coughing droid? Did Darth Vador actually go bad over some bad dreams? WTF?

Re: Drinking game-cheesy love line, Anakin pouts, anyone says "Dark Side"

(what are you counting down to?)

6:32 PM  
Blogger K-Dawg said...

the coughing was from Mace's doing while trying to prevent him from escaping with the chancellor. Mace used the force to crush his chest. it was in the clone wars cartoon. you know Vader curls up with a stuffed nerf herder or womprat when he goes to bed. i mean he can't cry or he will fog up on the inside.

6:41 PM  
Blogger Mo said...

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9:34 PM  
Blogger Mo said...

He probably has the nerf herder and womprat have little conversations together.
"what did you do today, Mr. Wompinator?"
"I ran around the Death Star while everyone was sleeping, Sir Herds-A-Lot, how about you?"

9:35 PM  
Blogger K-Dawg said...

uses the force to make them do naughty things to each other. haha very much like Lord Helmut

10:14 PM  
Blogger Mo said...

No, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls!

9:33 AM  
Blogger K-Dawg said...

Vader would choke out any bitch that did

3:06 PM  
Blogger Mo said...

you've been reading that Darth Side blog way too much.

8:07 PM  
Blogger K-Dawg said...

not as much as i would like. eventully gonna read the whole ting

11:22 PM  

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