menagerie

Never did I think when I woke up late for work yesterday that I would have my crotch eyed up for a ramming by a goat that acted like a dog, see peacocks walking around in the road, meet a one eyed cat, see a pen full of deer, witness a lone cow grazing with a field of horses, or get introduced to a myriad of different dogs. One of them I can not explain any better than being a mop-dog. I petted his head and that was all it took for him to be my friend. I am a friend to animals but that was ridiculous. He followed me around everywhere I went, the whole time I was thinking to myself, "I wonder how many different types of shit I have managed to find with my feet?"