inquisition

Nearly every week my mom has a new term she uses to descibe me. I was lazy when I told her my plan for the website I was making for to get considered for a job interview. I was a drunk when she found me on the floor after a night of drinking. I was fat when she noticed I had put on a few pounds I had not had previously. I was retarded when I quit my old job so that I could start my new one the following Monday, even though I had not received a phone call telling me I had got it. She thought I would look stupid if I showed up to work and did not really have the job, but I knew I had it so I felt retarded for having to call to confirm.

Her latest thing was not a statement, but a question. She asked me if I was gay. I was kind of suprised at this. It all came about because I had said I thought that a friend of the family was gay for a long time but I had never voiced this observation to anyone. That came up because my sister pieced together information that he could have a boyfriend. They then managed to work together to turn the conversation away from him and direct it at me. Their excuse was that they don't like surprises. But they both sat there staring at me waiting for some sign that I was untruthful with my reply of 'No'. Just becasue I have not had a girlfriend in forever does not mean anything.

but i like my eyes

So there is this fungual infection going around from an unknown source that is afflicting contact wearers. The company that everyone is looking at as the culprit is ReNu, which of course is the brand I have used for years. It is said to feel like you have sand in your eye and can lead to blindness if not caught. You can not deny the fact that next time you get something in your eye the thought will cross your mind that you may have The Fungii in your eye.

things you should know

• Last Friday I managed to drink myself stupid in front of potential future co-workers. My mom found me late that night passed out at the top of the steps reeking of alcohol. It was bad. So bad let us not speak of it again.


• My sister's wedding which was scheduled for Saturday is now cancelled and she will be moving back in sometime in the near future.


• I only have one more day where I work now. Starting next Monday, I will finally have a job that involves my major and does not involve a warehouse. I'm going to be a Web Developer.


• I have exactly one more day to ask either of the hot sisters I work with for a number so that I can contact them after I no longer work there.


• I will be turning in the cell phone I have from work so that number will no longer be a valid one to reach me at. I will inform people when I get a new one, which hopefully won't be too long from now.