DisneyWorld

That would be the one in Florida for those who can not keep them straight. It was a very long week bookended by a joke of an airport in Lancaster. The only airport I know that once you are through security you are standing outside of the terminal and have to go back in to sit down and wait. The only airport where they throw your luggage on a huge pile when you get back and let you have at it like brides looking for a dress.

After plodding through the Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Hollywood Studios and the Animal Kingdom in oppressive heat and with a whiny niece in tow, I was ready for it to be over by Thursday morning. After a week of making fun of how the employees are more than likely making faces at the little kids from behind the mask and having my deoterant utterly and completely failing everyday, I was ready for it to be over.

If Disney has mastered one thing it is this. They know how to diguise the length of their queue lines like no other. You think you are making progress and then turn the corner to see even more people waiting on line in from of you. Unlike Hershey they at least give you things to look at while you shuffle along in the hour long line for the 5 minute ride. Another huge different from Hershey is that there are no games. The atmosphere of summer fair carnival is absent. They F you in A while putting a smile on your face. There is the animatronic orgy known as Splash Mountain that will illustrate my point if you ever ride it.

The only way to get through the week was to call my "friend" everyday. Hearing her voice allowed me to make continue the week with my family and stay in a tolerable mood. Me and her were able to ignite drama at the annual 4th of July party I usually attend. It was mere hours before I left for vacation, making my departure seem like it was happening at a very bad time. Things changed for the good and the bad after that night.