What actually happened on 03-08-08

Shortly after eating Chinese on Friday night, my sister was stricten with what we have concluded must have been food poisoning. She had the dog out when the fireworks began. She left several indicators of what she had for dinner in the front yard.

For the rest of the night, she was in the bathroom every 30 minutes or so either vomitting or shitting, sometimes both at the same time. This put her trip to New York in question. Come the next morning the trip was called off and she spend most of the day in bed drinking ginger ale.

I ended up doing laundry while waiting for details of the night activities. I ended up meeting 2 couples for bowling. I told them how great it was to be out of a house that smells of shit and vomit. In 3 games a managed a meager total score of 240. After that we went to eat where we had a server who had to be into the Ren Faire because of this semi-theatrical introduction of the specials and his annoying ability to not stop talking. When the checks came he referred to me as "Mr. Swinger" since he had spent the whole time trying to find out which couple I was associated with.

I returned home that night, with my parents car no where in sight which answers the question I posed previously.