soggy bottom

Today, my mom got her second colonoscopy. It's been a year since her last one and mine. Lucky I won't have to go through with that again anytime soon. My sister refuses to admit that she will one day have a production studio up her butt.

I forgot how funny it is to watch someone have to scurry to bathroom hoping that they will make it before they make a delivery in their pants. I went through it myself and it is not fun, when you have to go you have to go right now. With my mom still not being steady on her feet, it came to the point where she was thumping along with a cane to the closest bathroom. On TV they make fun of the procedure, but not the at home prep about drinking clear fluids and cleaning out your insides the day before.

What I find even more amusing is the fact that my dad has to go through the process tomorrow for his "royal treatment" on Wednesday. He laughed at me last year, now I get to take a crack at him.

My mom is good for another 3 yrs or so. She paraphrased what the doctor said by telling me that she, "Had the perfect asshole." Ain't that a tasty thought.