Ruby Red

My sister's dog has finally gone into heat for the first time starting about a week and a half ago. I thought she was wiping her ass in my bed, I was wrong.

Apparently what I am about to say my be a little much, don't say I did not warn you.

For the next week or so I have had to clean spots of blood off of my bed sheet and my arm after I carried her somewhere. On Friday, I put her down and it looked like I had been shot. * imagine a visual of me indicating the effected area* Her nipples are erect and her, as my sister calls it, junk it all swollen. Ruby actually rubbed the aforementioned junk on my sister's arm, to with I could not help but laugh about. I guess as an animal, the only sense of hygiene is to lick the effected area, which she has done on numerous occasions now.

Hopefully, when this is over, my sister will find time in her oh so busy schedule to get the dog fixed before another episode of doggie cooter theater.