Lame Jokes

A couple of jokes I heard this weekend at July 4th party from a person that was a few sheets to the wind. It was later discussed that the jokes are just not funny, but it was his delivery that made all the difference.

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
No.
Well then, I guess it works.

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
An elephant when a gy-raff eats cherries.

The funniest part is that by the end of the sequence of jokes, the guy was so red in the face and short of breathe everyone else could not help but laugh with him.

And a few more I have heard.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lic-a-lot-a-puss.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
My-ass-is-sore-us.