tendercrisp cock in my mouth
So I had a craving for a fried chicken sandwich today. Following the advice of Darius Rucker, yes apparently Hootie has got the way of Justin Timberlake in order to hock fast food merch, I went to Burger King. I don’t usually got to Burger King, but the Chicken Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch looked and sounded so good.
First of all I have to say this sandwich is huge, not as big as the one Brooke Burke is holding the commercial but still equally huge. I can only approximate it to the size of a CD with the thickness of a roll of duct tape.
I was highly disappointed with this. After shelling out six bucks for the combo meal I expect something good, worth getting again in the future. Unfortunately this just reminded me why I don’t go to Burger King. The chicken was a little undersized and the 2 pieces of soggy bacon where about 2 inches each. There was the standard lettuce and tomato and the spattering of onion as well. I think the cheese was good even though I could not taste it over the sauce. This ranch sauce they used reminded me of the taste of salami. How the fuck does that happen? That ain’t natural. That coupled with it’s lukewarm temperature, made me wish I had stopped somewhere else for food. I think I actually saw the “slow” guy assembling the sandwiches in the back.
It has been about six months since I was there last, and it will probably be at least that long until I go there again.
Oh and I also found out that:
Burger King song was sampled from “Big Rock Candy Mountain” by Harry Kirby McClintock
First of all I have to say this sandwich is huge, not as big as the one Brooke Burke is holding the commercial but still equally huge. I can only approximate it to the size of a CD with the thickness of a roll of duct tape.
I was highly disappointed with this. After shelling out six bucks for the combo meal I expect something good, worth getting again in the future. Unfortunately this just reminded me why I don’t go to Burger King. The chicken was a little undersized and the 2 pieces of soggy bacon where about 2 inches each. There was the standard lettuce and tomato and the spattering of onion as well. I think the cheese was good even though I could not taste it over the sauce. This ranch sauce they used reminded me of the taste of salami. How the fuck does that happen? That ain’t natural. That coupled with it’s lukewarm temperature, made me wish I had stopped somewhere else for food. I think I actually saw the “slow” guy assembling the sandwiches in the back.
It has been about six months since I was there last, and it will probably be at least that long until I go there again.
Oh and I also found out that:
Burger King song was sampled from “Big Rock Candy Mountain” by Harry Kirby McClintock
posted by K-Dawg at 8:35 PM
4 Comments:
I totally missed that that was Hootie.
And I think that commercial made me never want to go to burger king again, ever. Fucked up weirdness. WHAT IS WITH THE FREAKY RANCH LICKING GIRLS????
swinging their milk buckets around and what about the scary guy with the big plastic king head.
tendercrisp cock...in yer eye!
remember, i likes um spicy
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