TMI
This morning i woke up and remembered that today was the day before the day i was hoping never to have to have. Today's activities consisted of a liquid diet only. Clear liquids, i'm not sure what those are. Whether they are particle free or actually transparent i could not decide so i went with water.
This morning i took 3 Dulcolax. it says that they take 6 to 12 hrs to work. and i have to say a little over 6 hrs later and i felt an assplosion coming on. I relieved this pressure only to be greeted again about 15 minutes later.
I don't know about anyone else but sometimes I get that feeling that a pit stop on the porcelian throne would be a very good idea in the next oh say 2 minutes. I never look forward to the performance, who would. But to induce this action, to voluntarily make it happen. What the hell? From what had come out of me so far, it continued to get souper. Started kind of like a stew and is heading towards a broth, the stage of sauce was prolly in there, I did not look to close.
This morning i took 3 Dulcolax. it says that they take 6 to 12 hrs to work. and i have to say a little over 6 hrs later and i felt an assplosion coming on. I relieved this pressure only to be greeted again about 15 minutes later.
I don't know about anyone else but sometimes I get that feeling that a pit stop on the porcelian throne would be a very good idea in the next oh say 2 minutes. I never look forward to the performance, who would. But to induce this action, to voluntarily make it happen. What the hell? From what had come out of me so far, it continued to get souper. Started kind of like a stew and is heading towards a broth, the stage of sauce was prolly in there, I did not look to close.
posted by K-Dawg at 3:56 PM
2 Comments:
um.....ew.
and ew.
hence the title
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