quatro de fantastique
Me and Ess went to a strip club. Fun was had, more so for those who are not financially challenged as we currently are. Some of those girls i could swear could have eaten out of their vaginas if they had utensils on the ends of their platform shoes. Also saw a guy almost lose his toupe because of girl rubbing her ass on it.
After that we saw Fantastic Four. Not much I can say about it except that it would make a decent drinking game. The 'burns' just kept coming. We were the only ones in the theater. That was prolly the 3rd or 4th time that has ever happened to me.
We then drove around and ended up at a playground with broken glass strewn about.
Infinitely better than sitting on my ass watching tv or a DVD.
After that we saw Fantastic Four. Not much I can say about it except that it would make a decent drinking game. The 'burns' just kept coming. We were the only ones in the theater. That was prolly the 3rd or 4th time that has ever happened to me.
We then drove around and ended up at a playground with broken glass strewn about.
Infinitely better than sitting on my ass watching tv or a DVD.
posted by K-Dawg at 9:02 PM
3 Comments:
I was too shy to ask for a lap dance... I mean... I'm paying for a woman to grind me when I have nothing to grind. Just too weird.. for now. I'm sure I could get a freebie if I were more confident and acted like I really wanted one.
You gotta explain WHY they were burns! The characters kept getting smacked down by something stupid someone said. I was thinking we should take a drink for every bad editting/plot hole. THAT would get us drunker than just on the burns.
That playground was awesome. I could have cut my face soo easily when I laid down on the asphalt.
-S
I know! I mean, what do you even say? "pardon me, madam, but would you mind shaking it, like, right in my face for a shiny new $20? Capitol knockers, by the way." Or maybe you just wave the $20 in their direction and they get the hint?
How about you take a drink every time someone gets mad for no good reason? Or you take a drink every time you realize you are not getting that 2 hours of your life back?
they asked her and she turned them down at least twice. i don't get it.
i figured anyone that watched That 70s Show was clued into the idea of what i burn was and that i did not need to explain. but yes plot holes are a big part of that movie too.
i'm sure it is quite easy to drink for real in that theater. but it was so much easier back when movie night existed.
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