st patrick's day
It comes but once a year and I actually did something this year. Instead of playing video games in the late hours of the night me and my friend Tony met up with a guy i work with some of his friends and went to a few bars downtown. We were supposed to me up with a girl from work and her "15 hot friends", that fell through and I later found out it was more like 5. Anyway, there were people everywhere. Solid people spilled out of all the bars. We only managed to make it 4 of them before last call. I think we could have done more had we not started at 10pm.
I got a drink called "The Flying Irishman". I little fruitier than I would have liked but it was like drinking liquid green so I did not mind. I saw I guy use a sink as a urinal and then saw others follow in his footsteps standing on their toes to make it in. There was no washing hands after seeing that.
When it came time to wander towards my car I had to pee so bad. I looked over and saw a shadow off the sidewalk that looked good. There was even a potted plant to knee behind. This plant was so not big enough to conceal me and people prolly thought I was throwing up. Little do they know I was peeing in public. As I stubbled away and looked back, I was hit with a sense of irony when I realized I had just peed on a church. I had to stop on the way to drop my friend off at his apt because he had to pee. He ended up peeing on a Rite Aid.
All in all I had fun and am looking forward to next year.
I got a drink called "The Flying Irishman". I little fruitier than I would have liked but it was like drinking liquid green so I did not mind. I saw I guy use a sink as a urinal and then saw others follow in his footsteps standing on their toes to make it in. There was no washing hands after seeing that.
When it came time to wander towards my car I had to pee so bad. I looked over and saw a shadow off the sidewalk that looked good. There was even a potted plant to knee behind. This plant was so not big enough to conceal me and people prolly thought I was throwing up. Little do they know I was peeing in public. As I stubbled away and looked back, I was hit with a sense of irony when I realized I had just peed on a church. I had to stop on the way to drop my friend off at his apt because he had to pee. He ended up peeing on a Rite Aid.
All in all I had fun and am looking forward to next year.
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