stupid conversations

As I was wandering the through Borders the other day, I overheard a phone conversation that went as follows:

Random Guy: *rambles about some high schooler who plays football*" ...he's as fit as a..a fox."
Person on the phone: *inaudible response that became obvious moments later*
Random Guy: "Yes!, A fox."

Not a phrase I had heard before which, apparently the guy on the other end of the phone had not either.

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As my mom, sister, niece and I wandered through the mall my mom said to me,
Mom: "If you happen to see anything that tickles your fancy let me know."
Sister: *making a smartass remark* "Where is your fancy?"
Me: *never one to let an oppurtunity like that slide* "When it gets tickled, I'll let you know."
Sister: *gave me a look when she realized she walked right into that one"