"fantastic voyage"
so i went in with a clear bowel no idea what was in store for me. First of all when i went to sign the papers letting them to the procedure i was maked down as F for SEX. the receptionist claimed that the computer did that based on my name. i have never met a girl with my name although I have heard it is possible.
i was then called back into one of the bays they had set up for patients. i was told to strip from the waist down the put on a gown. this gown tied around my neck, so the back was open and flapping in the breeze. the nurse returned and hooked me up to monitors and gave me an IV. she also informed me that they would pump air into me, so that after the procedure was to just let it rip to get it out. "we put it in, you blow it out". she rolled me down the hall into Room 1 where she left me for the next guy.
This room was set up like a small theater. there was a projector that displayed on most on one of the walls. and they has music playing on their computer which i can't rememeber but i thought was amusing at the time. i also noticed the hose with the camera. it had 10cm increments on it. it went from 0cm to 170cm, which i think is around 5ft 8 in. god damn that is a little unsettling.
i received a few injections in to the IV and noticed stuff was melting and moving in the room. it was sooo coool. then they had me roll over in my side and i was out. next thing i knew was i was waking up back in the bay i started in. a little groggy which soon passed. i redressed and was taken to a small room to meet with the doctor.
he told me i did a good job cleaning out, so good in fact he got into the small intestines a little. he said he saw no problems and that the bleeding may have been from an anal fissure that had since healed.
sounds to me that i am free and clear in more ways than one if you catch my drift.
i was then called back into one of the bays they had set up for patients. i was told to strip from the waist down the put on a gown. this gown tied around my neck, so the back was open and flapping in the breeze. the nurse returned and hooked me up to monitors and gave me an IV. she also informed me that they would pump air into me, so that after the procedure was to just let it rip to get it out. "we put it in, you blow it out". she rolled me down the hall into Room 1 where she left me for the next guy.
This room was set up like a small theater. there was a projector that displayed on most on one of the walls. and they has music playing on their computer which i can't rememeber but i thought was amusing at the time. i also noticed the hose with the camera. it had 10cm increments on it. it went from 0cm to 170cm, which i think is around 5ft 8 in. god damn that is a little unsettling.
i received a few injections in to the IV and noticed stuff was melting and moving in the room. it was sooo coool. then they had me roll over in my side and i was out. next thing i knew was i was waking up back in the bay i started in. a little groggy which soon passed. i redressed and was taken to a small room to meet with the doctor.
he told me i did a good job cleaning out, so good in fact he got into the small intestines a little. he said he saw no problems and that the bleeding may have been from an anal fissure that had since healed.
sounds to me that i am free and clear in more ways than one if you catch my drift.
posted by K-Dawg at 9:56 AM
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