update #1

this prolly would be #2 if i had not waited to write the previous entry. anyway, I had to drink the phospho-soda which is a saline oral laxitive. I don;t think i have tasted anything that salty before. I even mixed it with ginger ale but it did not help much. this stuff is supposed to work fast, i guess i will see.

i have to say the only part of this that i don't need is my parents being informed of the present state of my bowel movements. My mom said to me, "When this kicks off, make sure you close the door and turn on the fan." kickoff? like it is some game to be bet upon. some kind of spectator sport. closed door and fan? that is only common courdesy. damn it just let me go when i have to go. don't talk about it, we all know i got shit flying out of my ass, that does not mean we have to sit and discuss it.