stupid bitch

This morning while I was getting ready for work, I thought I would be nice and let Ruby run around a little before my sister got up. She was very happy to get out of her cage and she followed me around and jumped in my bed when I went to get dressed. As I sat down to put my contacts in, I look up to see her doing her little squat thing she does. She was in the process of peeing in my bed. Having only applied one contact, I yelled at her and scooped her off the bed to immediately throw her back in her pen. I returned to rip the sheet off my bed to reveal a yellow river coursing down the ravines sewn into my mattress. I was not a happy camper. I clean it up the best I could before I had to leave and figured I would clean it after work, which I did.

Ruby is not longer allowed on my bed ever. I have ignored her the whole day and she is not amused.

When I got home I told my mom about it and she replied with, "Well you can't leave it like that." Oh yes, I want to sleep in urine, it gives me that extra fresh feeling in the morning. That is what I thought in my head. My retort pissed off my mom and she went off about my attitude. Like I'm retarded and have to be told to clean things up that may be harmful to my health. She must think that I would starve and be covered in my own filth if she were not there to tell me what to do.