Sand in my Ass
It looks like I will be going on vacation again this year with my family. We all know how pleasant that will be. I know, I know. Why am I going you ask? Well, orginally I was not supposed to because of my summer class but that ended up getting cancelled. Then I had an interview for a job, but the lady I interviewed with is also going on vacation this coming week so I won't know if I even got the job til after that.
I could just not go, but I have no valid reason. I would just end up sitting on my ass all week watching pr0n and being lazy. Everyone I know works during the day. Phaedre works all the time so going to see her is prolly out for quite a while, the same can be said for her coming here.
I had also planned to reconstruct and burn my chair this week. That may not happen for a while as well. In the meantime, it resides in the trunk of my car so that my dad does not throw it away and I so that I don't have to explain why I want to keep it. I had also been toying with the idea of a titty bar but I guess we will never know will we.
I'll just go with the idea that I am supposed to be in OC,NJ this coming week for something.
On a high note, this will mark the last week that my mom is off work, sitting around the house with me all day.
I could just not go, but I have no valid reason. I would just end up sitting on my ass all week watching pr0n and being lazy. Everyone I know works during the day. Phaedre works all the time so going to see her is prolly out for quite a while, the same can be said for her coming here.
I had also planned to reconstruct and burn my chair this week. That may not happen for a while as well. In the meantime, it resides in the trunk of my car so that my dad does not throw it away and I so that I don't have to explain why I want to keep it. I had also been toying with the idea of a titty bar but I guess we will never know will we.
I'll just go with the idea that I am supposed to be in OC,NJ this coming week for something.
On a high note, this will mark the last week that my mom is off work, sitting around the house with me all day.
posted by K-Dawg at 5:38 PM
6 Comments:
Dude, you can go to a titty bar any time. Your parents don't have to be out of town for that. It's not like you need them to drop you off or anything.
dude.
you act like she's your only friend.
You could have come out here and visited us over on the west syeed, yo.
i have not the money for a trip like that, and you know this. and she is the "girl" friend that i have besides you. so i guess i am saying that i would like the kind of company a don't feel from a guy friend.
yeah yeah yeah
wah wah "I don't have money" wah
excuses, excuses. If you really cared, you'd find a way.
know what i do have the money, but by doing it now i just sign myself up for an extended stay here at casa la parents. i'd whore myself out but i don;t have the body for it. i could not catch a fish to win a pool so the race track is out. i suck.
My advice: blow your wad on something worth having. Like a trip to Seattle. Or Borneo.
Sure, you'll be broke, but you'll have something to show for it.
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