breakfast talk
this happened at work today.
Webmaster: "You want a egg and bacon sandwich?"
Me:"Um no, I don't think so."
... a few minutes pass ...
Me:"I think I have a vitamin deficiency, and that is why I fall asleep all the time."
Webmaster:"Well, what time did you got you bed?"
Me:"Sometime around 2"
Webmaster:"Well, there's your problem. You need to go to bed earlier."
Me:"Yeah, It might be that. Course it could be vitamins too."
Webmaster:"You want a breakfast sandwich? They use REAL beacon."
Me:"What the hell vitamins are in bacon?
Webmaster:"Eggs are chalk full of a shit load of vitamins."
Me:"I said nothing about the eggs, I mentioned the bacon."
Webmaster:"Does it matter?"
Me:"Well, I don't want them to cancel each other out."
Webmaster:"Man, I'm going to kick you square in the nuts."
Webmaster: "You want a egg and bacon sandwich?"
Me:"Um no, I don't think so."
... a few minutes pass ...
Me:"I think I have a vitamin deficiency, and that is why I fall asleep all the time."
Webmaster:"Well, what time did you got you bed?"
Me:"Sometime around 2"
Webmaster:"Well, there's your problem. You need to go to bed earlier."
Me:"Yeah, It might be that. Course it could be vitamins too."
Webmaster:"You want a breakfast sandwich? They use REAL beacon."
Me:"What the hell vitamins are in bacon?
Webmaster:"Eggs are chalk full of a shit load of vitamins."
Me:"I said nothing about the eggs, I mentioned the bacon."
Webmaster:"Does it matter?"
Me:"Well, I don't want them to cancel each other out."
Webmaster:"Man, I'm going to kick you square in the nuts."
posted by K-Dawg at 9:50 PM
4 Comments:
Aww, I remember the days when it was us wanting to kick you square in the nuts for your evasive circular logic talk....
You should tell this person to get in line.
he's kind of my boss, well more my supervisor.
we have conversations like that all the time. it is very amusing.
yup, me and roundabout talk. it keeps getting worse as time goes on.
i think it comes from talking to yourself too much.
i've been talking to myself for as long as i can remember, you might be right.
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